Even a summer holiday isn’t straightforward any more – and all across the US, millions of people are having to make calculations like mine
Let me start with a message to my wife. SORRY!!! I apologise in advance for everything you are about to read.
My more sensible half, you see, is a US citizen, who keeps telling me (a green card holder) that I should stop making jokes about getting sent to a detention centre or deported.
Arwa Mahdawi is a Guardian columnist